Sometimes, I’m like wine
I’m getting better as I…
I’m getting better as I get older. But isn’t that everyone? You get wiser, gain life experience… and have more money to spend on all the stuff you need to look better. Tummy-tuck here I come!
No, I couldn’t do that to myself. I’d rather get my jaw fixed. Oh! You didn’t know? My lower jaw is a tad underdeveloped so I need surgury to have my lower jaw moved foward. No biggie—but I don’t think we have the money to do it. Actually, I don’t know if the insurance would cover all of it or not. Eh. So my jaw pops sometimes and sometimes I have tension headaches. It’s a slice of life, huh?
I’ve trained myself to compensate by jutting out my chin a touch and most people don’t notice. Unless I eat in front of people and have food fall outta my mouth. Yeah, good times!
